Thursday, February 20, 2014

Stress Management

This was sent to me by a friend today.  One of my favorite forward of a forward of a forward (insert sarcastic-face smiley here).  However, this little gem is just too good not to be shared.

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A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?' . . . She fooled them all. "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 to 20 ounces.

She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "And that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."

"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced. So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night.... Pick them up tomorrow.
  • Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
  • Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  • Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
  • If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • Never buy a car you can't push.
  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
  • Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
  • Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
  • The second mouse gets the cheese.
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
  • We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
  • Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
  • Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!



Monday, February 17, 2014

SURPRISE! You're going to Mexico . . . in two weeks!

Everyone likes to hear that!  Well, everyone except this girl who hasn't worked out since September due to a bum knee (that's another post) and doesn't fit into any of last summer's skinny clothes, is pasty white in the middle of a Utah winter, and hasn't seen a razor since, well, in a while.

But the message came nonetheless.  First order of business, get over the shock.  Next, realize that, 'Oh, crap, our passports expired a year ago!'

Dave quickly got on the phone and located an 'expiditor' recommended by the passport office, that could get our renewals back to us in five business days, for a hefty fee.  So, off we went.  We met there at lunchtime the next day, got a passport-worthy photo snapped, filled out a sheet of paper, and handed over the stack of cash.  (Savings really is a good idea for the rare occasion when you have knee surgery or win a last-minute trip.)

Now comes the fun.  Shopping for shorts that fit, getting a mani/pedi, touching up the roots, tanning the Utah whiteness out of me, and, much to my dismay, breaking out the razor.


We're heading to Secrets at Vallarta Bay in Puerto Vallarta.



Looks amazing, right?  It's for 21 and over, which will be nice.  Although I love kids probably more than the next person (yourself perhaps not included), sometimes it's nice to lay on the sand without having a little cutie run by and spray you with a layer of it.

We'll be traveling with Dave's boss, parent-company rep, and several dealers who hit sales goals throughout the year, along with all of their spouses, significant others, guests, etc.  Like our trip to Punta Cana two years ago (that's another post), they'll host several cocktail parties, dinners, and tours.  We chose swimming with the dolphins.  We did that years ago during a trip that I vaguely remember, but that activity sticks in my mind as one of the most awe-inspiring of my lifetime.  They are truly amazing creatures.

So . . . my next few posts will be about this,


. . . and this,

. . . and this,

. . . and this,

. . . plus a bunch of other amazing stuff I don't even know about yet!


Stay tuned . . .